Rudy Giuliani is George W. Bush in a dress

Republican tough guy puts terrorists on notice:

This is the Republican front runner. I guess with Rudy participating, you could call the Republican primary a "drag" race. And you wonder why Sean Hannity is so hot for him?

You can bet the terrorists are quaking in their boots at the prospect of President Judy Rudy:

Bin Laden smiles as he addresses supporters, "Look at Giuliani. Mayor of the world's fashion capitol and he doesn't know how to accessorize. When we conquer America he's the first person we're forcing into a burqa. I've seen camels that look better in a dress."

Now don't be fooled by that first photo of Rudy. He's versatile, as evidenced by this pic of Rudy going into stealth mode:

So, Sean Hannity, the next time you're leering at Rudy while criticizing Bill Clinton, remember this...at least when Bill Clinton stained a dress, he wasn't wearing it.